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Retarded Toaster Ep1 Retarded Toaster Ep1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I dunno...

I had the feeling that this was gonna suck, but for some reason I enjoyed it! Couldn't tell ya why, but I found it kinda kewl. Good job!
Maybe I have some sort of repressed Beach Boys memories or something, who knows. :)

The Day Susannah Almost.. The Day Susannah Almost..

Rated 4 / 5 stars


You are SO my hero!
Not only do you snap "risque" pics of your lady, you publish em' on NG. You have massive balls that clink together like gongs, my friend.
I can never get any of my women's to do any of that sort of thing. But then again, getting a naked pic snapped and posted on the Internet is like pissing in a pool, it's hard to get out.

FatCatScandal responds:

Haha thanks man, but she ain't my lady... I tend to get women to do lots of crazy shit.. especially on video, this one wasn't a serious entry really.. but if people like to see women getting there kit off and putting there boobs in glasses and stuff I will glady continue... I can do a proper decent one thats part of a cartoon or something...

DragonBall Power Struggle DragonBall Power Struggle

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Sorry kid,

and NuMetal only solidifies that fact.

Recent Game Reviews

! Fishy ! ! Fishy !

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Viva La Intellivision!!!

I remember Shark Shark! Awesome flash translation, but what happened to the shark???
Now...get to work translating other awesome Intelly games to Flash.
I'm talking Triple Action or Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. please? :)
Great work, it's good to expose the kids to the games that us old farts grew up on.

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SurviveAlive2:Beta SurviveAlive2:Beta

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very nice, creative...

There's nothing quite like a driving simulator that asks me if I'm gay or not.
I like this version better than the other one you submitted. Hope it gets better, has TONS of potential, keep it up.

SlimeStick responds:


RUNIX Terminal Emu. Pt 1 RUNIX Terminal Emu. Pt 1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

poor dude

I think it's cool. Everyone always blams this tho. People are stupid.

Sasquash responds:

Yeah. I've submitted this thing 7 times. I think I hit the nail on the head this time, 'cos it's lasted more than a day, thanks to people like you. Thanks!!