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Retarded Toaster Ep1 Retarded Toaster Ep1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I dunno...

I had the feeling that this was gonna suck, but for some reason I enjoyed it! Couldn't tell ya why, but I found it kinda kewl. Good job!
Maybe I have some sort of repressed Beach Boys memories or something, who knows. :)



The Day Susannah Almost.. The Day Susannah Almost..

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Dude!

You are SO my hero!
Not only do you snap "risque" pics of your lady, you publish em' on NG. You have massive balls that clink together like gongs, my friend.
I can never get any of my women's to do any of that sort of thing. But then again, getting a naked pic snapped and posted on the Internet is like pissing in a pool, it's hard to get out.
Props.


FatCatScandal responds:

Haha thanks man, but she ain't my lady... I tend to get women to do lots of crazy shit.. especially on video, this one wasn't a serious entry really.. but if people like to see women getting there kit off and putting there boobs in glasses and stuff I will glady continue... I can do a proper decent one thats part of a cartoon or something...


DragonBall Power Struggle DragonBall Power Struggle

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Sorry kid,

But
DBZ = GAY PORN.
and NuMetal only solidifies that fact.



Retarded Animal Babies 5 Retarded Animal Babies 5

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dave Owns NG.

I knew you'd jump the gun! Glad I got to see it tonight instead of later tomorrow. Awesome awesome stuff as always. The "it's dark and scary..Is this Richard Gere's ass?" was awesome. Where was the Bruce Willis in this one? I must be slipping in my old age. Cheers! (Raises pint mug) :)


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FDA - ASSWARP FDA - ASSWARP

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow......just amazing.

That's a pretty good summary of it. I absolutly hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show, but once I saw the Bill Coby/Jello-O joke, I was hooked no matter what. Incredible jobs with teh backgrounds, and great work with the dead on caricatures of all the different cameos. Simply breathtaking, you have to watch it several times to even catch all of the characters involved. This even has Josh Bedn in it, so you know it's teh bomb!!!1111. Even the credits were above and beyond most of the stuff in the portal. Great job you guys, you all deserve a huge pat on the back (or the ass I guess...) for this, it's great.



Nori Nori Nori Nori Nori Nori

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Neotarp does it again!

Once again, a great showing of using imported GIFs and stuff. I could never get the hang of it, so I bow to you, o great one.... And it's always to a great DDR song..... The only thing that scares me is the talking boobies..that is creepy and wrong, but very good show nonetheless.
Keep it up!
blue_bomber_69


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Unknown Unknown

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

DUDE!!!!

What a waste of the Gundam Wing theme song!!! That was sheer and total shit!!!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR 4 frames of amination!!!! I have no other words to describe that shit.


DaOne responds:

I was not planning that this would stay.
But I saw a dozen movies with a ball in it and a song and guess what IT STAYED.
So I drew something and putted a song in it and I just wanted to check if it would stay to.
So I didn't even do my best on it.


Turtles in the Hood Turtles in the Hood

Rated 4 / 5 stars

great idea, but...

it's marred by your graphical limitaions. The sound was okay, but it still looks like it was drawn by blind kids. The idea was relatively clever tho. Better luck on your next one.



Dragonfly Dragonfly

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

absolutely brilliant!

You never do any wrong tho. Butterfly has always been one of my top faves, and this just carries on the tradition. Over the top, and wonderful in every way. Keep it up! (Did you ever get to see my "Tribute To Butterfly", it was up for months, but some negative a hole blammed it :( ) Always looking forward to your work,
blue_bomber_69


NeoTarp responds:

Hey thanks man glad you like it, yeah i saw your tribue haha that was sweet, good job.


Tupac Dedications Tupac Dedications

Rated 2 / 5 stars

If Tupac could come back from the grave...

He would shoot you for making such a half-assed tribute. This must've taken you a whole ten minutes, and the music reminded me why I was so happy when he got blasted.


CI4001 responds:

fuk yah