Score: 7

"I dunno..."

submission: Retarded Toaster Ep1

date: November 9, 2003

I had the feeling that this was gonna suck, but for some reason I enjoyed it! Couldn't tell ya why, but I found it kinda kewl. Good job!
Maybe I have some sort of repressed Beach Boys memories or something, who knows. :)

Score: 8

"Viva La Intellivision!!!"

submission: ! Fishy !

date: October 15, 2003

I remember Shark Shark! Awesome flash translation, but what happened to the shark???
Now...get to work translating other awesome Intelly games to Flash.
I'm talking Triple Action or Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. please? :)
Great work, it's good to expose the kids to the games that us old farts grew up on.

Score: 7

"Very nice, creative..."

submission: SurviveAlive2:Beta

date: October 6, 2003

There's nothing quite like a driving simulator that asks me if I'm gay or not.
I like this version better than the other one you submitted. Hope it gets better, has TONS of potential, keep it up.

Score: 8

"Dude!"

submission: The Day Susannah Almost..

date: September 29, 2003

You are SO my hero!
Not only do you snap "risque" pics of your lady, you publish em' on NG. You have massive balls that clink together like gongs, my friend.
I can never get any of my women's to do any of that sort of thing. But then again, getting a naked pic snapped and posted on the Internet is like pissing in a pool, it's hard to get out.
Props.

Score: 2

"Sorry kid,"

submission: DragonBall Power Struggle

date: September 29, 2003

But
DBZ = GAY PORN.
and NuMetal only solidifies that fact.

Score: 10

"Dave Owns NG."

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 5

date: September 15, 2003

I knew you'd jump the gun! Glad I got to see it tonight instead of later tomorrow. Awesome awesome stuff as always. The "it's dark and scary..Is this Richard Gere's ass?" was awesome. Where was the Bruce Willis in this one? I must be slipping in my old age. Cheers! (Raises pint mug) :)

Score: 10

"Wow......just amazing."

submission: FDA - ASSWARP

date: March 27, 2003

That's a pretty good summary of it. I absolutly hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show, but once I saw the Bill Coby/Jello-O joke, I was hooked no matter what. Incredible jobs with teh backgrounds, and great work with the dead on caricatures of all the different cameos. Simply breathtaking, you have to watch it several times to even catch all of the characters involved. This even has Josh Bedn in it, so you know it's teh bomb!!!1111. Even the credits were above and beyond most of the stuff in the portal. Great job you guys, you all deserve a huge pat on the back (or the ass I guess...) for this, it's great.

Score: 10

"Neotarp does it again!"

submission: Nori Nori Nori

date: March 15, 2003

Once again, a great showing of using imported GIFs and stuff. I could never get the hang of it, so I bow to you, o great one.... And it's always to a great DDR song..... The only thing that scares me is the talking boobies..that is creepy and wrong, but very good show nonetheless.
Keep it up!
blue_bomber_69

Score: 1

"DUDE!!!!"

submission: Unknown

date: March 13, 2003

What a waste of the Gundam Wing theme song!!! That was sheer and total shit!!!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR 4 frames of amination!!!! I have no other words to describe that shit.

Score: 8

"great idea, but..."

submission: Turtles in the Hood

date: March 8, 2003

it's marred by your graphical limitaions. The sound was okay, but it still looks like it was drawn by blind kids. The idea was relatively clever tho. Better luck on your next one.